When a woman says, "what?", it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
The speed in which a woman says, "nothing", when asked "what's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the shit-storm that's coming.
When you really want to slap someone, do it, and say "mosquito"! ! !
Fortunately, the mosquitoes are beginning to appear here in the northwest. Those crafty southern belles get to use that line six months out of the year. They also have another one that I thoroughly enjoy using, having a "come apart". "I am having a come apart" is fair warning to anyone within reach or earshot.
|Yep! A mosquito slapper.|